Saturday

Gross post!

If you have a weak stomach don't look at the pictures on this post! Now I made you want to look anyway huh? Thursday night we made a little trip to the ER. We have our own room there with a plaque on the door that states, "This room was donated by the Lange boys" Ok, so maybe there's no plaque but we sure have spent our fair share of money there! We actually got the only room we haven't ever been in. So now we can proudly say that we have graced every single room in the Logan Regional ER! We have had an array of injuries: broken arms, broken shoulder, cut off fingertips, cut eyelid, ferret bite to the lip, broken nose (Alec really did look like Beast from Beauty and Beast), lots and lots of staples in the head, appendix, sliced fingers, poisen in the eyes and the list keeps going. Now please put the phone down and don't call child protective services...these are just boys being boys! If any of you have more than one boy you know that what one won't think of the the other one will.
It has been a while since we donned the emergency room and after receiving a couple of calls from the ER doctors telling us that they would like a new car, we decided, well rather Dawson decided he should fall off a chair and split his head open. We really needed to support the economy and give our fair share of money to the "doctor needs a new Mercedes fund". So Dawson is just giving his service by donating to the greater good of mankind. Awe, what a kid.
Here is his prize after the hospital.
A heavy duty gun to shoot his brothers with...I see emergency room in our future....

4 comments:

Jenny said...

This was the post that made me decide to stop at three.

Poor kid.

Jeff, Wendy, and Austin said...

Looks good. Seems like Aussie was that age when he had #3 set of stitches too. On the back of the head. Now he says the girls think the scar is cool. Glad I stopped with one boy that is crazy....

Tori said...

ouch!! pour Dawson!!

Lynja said...

I love the list and remember some of them:) Sorry I wasn't there for the BLOOD!!!! phone call. I'm glad he is well and with that gun in his hands, he doesn't look like anything was ever wrong.:)